Quality apparel for people of muddled morals, shaky standards, repulsive repute, and a great sense of style!

For those of you new to the Poultry Strangler Phenomenon, check out the anatomy of a genuine Poultry Strangler Tee.
This way to the diagram!

We’re rubbing out some new designs really soon! Check back often, but please, wash your hands first, huh?