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spank the monkey
flog the dog
baste the turkey
choke the chicken
chop the lamb
strap the snake
wax the dolphin
pound the pelican
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No matter WHAT you call it, if you’ve done it, then you’re a...
POULTRY
STRANGLER
TOO!
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Chest nuts, or if you put your head down, they’re chin nuts.
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Our shirts have holes in them! If they didn’t you couldn’t wear them.
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Socially irresponsible message.
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Jack the Chicken adorns EVERY Poultry Strangler tee!
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Oh come on, there’s only so many things to point out about a shirt ya know! These aren’t short range ballistic missiles or tools used for brain surgery!
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