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spank the monkey
flog the dog
baste the turkey
choke the chicken
chop the lamb
strap the snake
wax the dolphin
pound the pelican
 

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choked it back

“We Didn’t Invent The Chicken, We Just Choked It”

This is our flagship tee, it says it all about the Poultry Strangler Vision.

Available in Chocolate Brown with Vanilla Cream decoration, you’ll want to put this one in your mouth!  But don’t, it’s 50/50 Poly/Cotton.

We don’t want to be known as People Chokers!

 

$16.00 (add $2 for 2X)

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