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“Redheads Rule!”

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but Poultry Stranglers know that a red head is the best!

Available in Black with Fire Red decoration, you’ll want to wrap your hands around this bad boy quick! Go ahead, it’s 50/50 Poly/Cotton.

Just be gentle.

 

 

 

$16.00

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